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Iphone Short Jokes Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new i Phone X? What do you call an i Phone that isn't kidding around? Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? Garage Bend Q: Why won't blondes take their i Phones to the bathroom?Dead Siri-ous Q: What do you call a bent i Phone 6 plus? Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: A Macintosh What do you get if you cross an i Phone and a fridge? A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address!Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his i Phone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed! Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating? Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all i Phone 4 buyers? It's not an us Phone, it's not a we Phone, it's not an our Phone, it's an i Phone.Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features! A: It doesn't help with reception, but protects the i Phone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call! (Saturday Night Live) Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin. My i Phone screen is brighter than my future Why are i Phone chargers not called Apple Juice?

It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the i Phone. 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Yo mama so fat she invented the i Pad when she sat on the i Phone.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Iphone engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom.

When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Android engineers hurry for the restroom. i Phone One Liners We live in a world where losing your i Phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. Phones, Tablets, Clouds, TVs, if Apple made a car, would it have windows?

A few moments later, one of the Iphone engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please! My friend over there bet you wouldnt let me google you on our first date. You traded in your i Phone 4s for an extra half inch? Eight year olds have an i Phone, an i Pod, an i Pad and a Mac Book. I don't know why everyone wants a white i Phone, everyone knows the black ones run faster.

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