VOLUPTUOUS Fat and shows too much flesh in clothes two sizes too small for her.Tries to make up for her ample size by being the life and soul of the party and fails in all respects.If she’s really open about sex, that’s a good sign.But everyone who's ever dated online knows personal profiles can be a minefield - too often a tall, dark, handsome millionaire turns out to be a short, fat, ugly geek.Being able to master this is going to make you light years ahead.
Not having body language changes things, after all.
She'll be forever showing you pictures of fluffy kittens on her mobile phone and, on your first date, will have given pet names to all your fingers before the main course arrives.
Forget any silly notions of Marilyn Monroe's softly sensuous body.
Welcome to a world of slamming doors, smashed crockery and huffy silences.
It's safe to deduct three inches from any man claiming to be between 5ft 7 and 5ft 10.